WELCOME TO MY DESKTOP, I HOPE I DIDN’T SCARE YOU ...

So puffdoggydaddy wants to see what my desktop looks like.

Instructions:

1. Perform a screen capture of your desktop.It is best that no icons be deleted before the screen capture so as to add to the element of fun.
2. Open a graphics program (like Picture Manager, Paint, or Photoshop) and doing a Paste (CTRL + V). If you wish, you can “edit” the image before saving it.
3. Post the picture on your blog. You can also give a short explanation on the look of your desktop if you want. You can explain why you prefer such a look or why it is full of icons. Things like that.

In fact, my desktop changes every day, thanks to the charmingly unnecessary automatic slideshow function on the MacBook. I’ve got it alternating between two at the moment.

( And they're both available back here in case yr boss is stalking you )

It’s sort of a nice yin-yang effect, don’t you think?

I rather like the first one. I forget where I got it from or who the artist/creator is, but it more or less sums up the way I think we all should live our lives: with joyful naked abandon.

The second one appeals to my dark side, obviously. It’s certainly symbolic of something. I’ll leave it to you to work out what that might be.

Oh baby baby can I invade yr desktop,

This is dF

TWITTERDUMP 03.14.08: THERE WILL BE BLOODSPORT

I’ve been bothering the Twitters a lot this week:

defrog "How much Bloodsport for the gentleman today?" "About three inches, please." http://threeinchesofbloodsp...

defrog ITEM: "Yuma, AZ goes medieval on Mexicans". Or, "Keeping out foreigners is good for the environment." Whatever. http://tinyurl.com/2j4pbq

defrog And I thought I was the only one writing lesbian science-fiction. Though mine's more like lipstick-lesbian SF ... http://tinyurl.com/2gljzb

defrog RESEARCH BULLETIN: Homemade M&M cookies = WIN. M&M cookies made by the M&M company = EPIC FAIL.

defrog Does everyone on Facebook curse the day they ever accepted that filthy goddamn FunWall invite, or is it just me?

defrog And BTW, my SuperPoke has no setting for "mace" or "waterboarding" or "national security letter demanding private user info". WTF, Facebook?

defrog To say nothing of a "Enrique gigantic fuckstick". I need one. Once you get poked with one of those, you stay poked, goddammit.

defrog I REALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLY NEED TO SWITCH TO DECAF! OR CUT MY AMERICANOS WITH BOURBON! OMG I CAN SEE FOREVER!!

defrog Via @warrenellis: American water spiked with recycled pharmaceuticals thanks to our love for prescription drugs. http://tinyurl.com/2j4pbq

defrog BREAKING: American trad journalism pwned by Internet cos not enough Britney memes, LOLcats and conservative bias. http://tinyurl.com/35esar 

defrog Bush fights for America's right to waterboard whoever, whenever. McCain winces. Obama/Hillary are like, whatever. http://tinyurl.com/2nh4er

I’m still trying to decide which one is funnier: the Bloodsport thing or the sheriff of Yuma County building a moat for security purposes.

Cry me a river,

This is dF

YOU. A STORMTROOPER. DANCE.

I thought the Three Inches Of Bloodsport was as good as it was going to get on the Interwubs today.

Then I saw a stormtrooper doing the Caramelldansen on the streets of Tokyo.

[Via Danny Choo]

There’s a bunch of them on the YouTubes, evidently. There’s one with Darth Vader too.

He’s supposed to be doing this, BTW.



This is what I see when I surf the Net on three hours sleep. So for all I know, all you see is an old Lonelygirl15 episode. Or another ObamaGirl thing.

Ain’t no parking on the Death Star,

This is dF