THE LARA CROFT WAY

... is now officially a street in Derby.



Which is what you get when you leave new street names up to an Internet poll.

All streets should be named this way. And why not? We already have at least one street named after a Twitter account. The possibilities are endless, really.

FUN FACT: Lara Croft isn’t the first fictional character to have a street named after her. Winnie the Pooh has his own street in Warsaw.

And if you visit Ottawa, it’s possible to stand on the corner of Mulder and Scully.

As you do.

There may be others, but I’ll be goddamned and dipped in jam if I’m going to sit up all night Googling them for you. Sorry.

Right up my street,

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STAR WARS EPISODE 7: LEIA DOES MOS EISLEY

Meanwhile, there’s a new Star Wars movie in the works ... from the director of Batman XXX.

According to Axel, this will be the "most expensive porn film ever made... likely to become the highest grossing too."

In addition to a full press release, Axel gave Geekscape one major piece of news: "yes, Chewbacca WILL fuck"!

Ironically, of course, Star Wars sexytime is nothing new thanks to Kevin Smith and the Internet (and I don’t just mean Leia’s metal bikini, burlesque shows, that lightsaber dildo duel video, or things like this).

Still, most of those don’t count. So why not?

Get in there you big furry oaf,

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DO YOU WANNA PARTY?

It’s party time at the Def Citadel.

Dress code: armed casual.



Packing heat,

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