THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING! THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING!

[defrog]

By now you may have heard the assertion by Fox News’ Steve Doocy that Sarah Palin does SO have foreign policy qualifications because she runs a state that’s right next to Russia.

I thought it was just another case of Fox News people showing off their godawful improv skills. Turns out that’s actually a GOP talking point. Or if it wasn’t, it is now – Cindy McCain just said the same thing on ABC’s This Week With George Stephanopoulos:

Wow.

Best. Election. Ever.

Around the world,

This is dF

Comments

[dinopollard.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing it was Cindy's stunning intelligence that drew McCain to h er.

[dinopollard.livejournal.com]

Actually, I'm starting to wonder if I have enough foreign policy experience to be President. After all, I'm from Chicago, which is a very diverse city. I went to the most diverse college in the midwest. I've traveled to the Bahamas, Mexico and Canada, and I have relatives in Canada, Greece, South Africa and England. Oh! Plus, I'm living in Japan right now. Surely that makes me more than qualified to be the leader of the free world.

What do you think? Pollard/dF '12?

[def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com]

Maybe, but who gave you top billing? :)

Actually, I can tell you right now I'm unqualified to be president. I have a criminal record, I inhaled, I have been naked in public and my spiritual advisor is a BDSM hippie. Who lives in CANADA.

[lorilori.livejournal.com]

Kiss my ass Cindy!

[garbagecanmusic.livejournal.com]

I was listening to this yesterday morning while getting ready and surfing the internet:

My girlfriend: How did Cindy McCain break her arm? (I'm assuming her arm was in a sling or something)
Me: By giving out too many handjobs. The Republicans are a pent up group.

That was my anti-McCain sexist remark for the day. I'm working on my anti-Pailn slander right now. I think it's probably have something to do with beauty pageants or something.

[thelastaerie.livejournal.com]

That old man McCain, he's a bit of cradle snatcher, isn't he? skinning blond half his age?