MORE SENSELESS ACTS OF BLOGGERY

Indeed, who?



[Via Weird Vintage]

Power doesn’t run on nothing,

This is dF

My word. How times do change.



[Via Weird Vintage]

Get yr weight on,

This is dF

There’s also a sniper joke here somewhere.



[Via Hollyhocks And Tulips]

Light my fire,

This is dF

Because’s someone’s gotta clean the moon. 





[Via Weird Vintage]

Mars needs women,

This is dF

Topical!



[Via Mudwerks]

DISCLAIMER: I never liked Sno-Balls, personally. I was more of a Ding Dongs man, myself.

More on that later.

Snowballed,

This is dF

But you knew that.



Extra credit for the eye-chart guy.

Holiday glamour,

This is dF

But of course there is [via PSFK]: 


Video is available [SFW – sorry about that]:



As a primarily straight guy, I’m all for cleavage and women lounging around in lingerie and stuff, but I’ll admit there’s a sexism angle here, as I’m pretty sure the app is aimed at straight guys who fantasize about making it with supermodels, as opposed to women shopping for push-up bras.

So how it’s going to lead to more Wonderbra sales, I’m not sure. Then again, Wonderbra advertising has almost always been aimed at straight guys, from what I can tell. (As a straight guy, I mean.)

That said, where’s the “undress the model” app for male underwear models? Surely 2xist, Cocksox or even Aussie Bum could come up with something. And don’t tell me there’s no demand for that.

So yeah, there’s arguably a marketing double standard here.

On the other hand, the primal part of my brain wants to know: “Dammit, where was all this technology when I was 15?”

Cos I’d have run up a bill with an app like that, let me tell you.

Undress for success,

This is dF

It certainly did with me.



[Via Suicide Watch]

Neat neat neat,

This is dF

Meanwhile, just outside the Satay King in the basement of the Prudential Centre:



PRODUCTION NOTE: The Obama statue is a recent addition to the Satay King foyer décor. The pirate babe has been there for quite awhile. 

Say what you will about Obama as a US president, but as a global cultural icon he’s clearly made his mark – even if it’s just inspiring people to cash in on his name and likeness.

Which, as far as I know, no one ever did with Junior Bush.

Apart from Americans, I mean.

Sit yrself on down with yr POTUS,

This is dF

Somewhere in America circa 1970:



[Via Paco Camino]

Yes indeed. We had blueberry cigarettes once.

Watch her smoke,

This is dF