defrog: (coffee!)
How many incongruities can you spot in this message?

mudwerks:<br /> <br />Funky Junk Trunk: Diet Dodge<br />[a minefield of mixed messages…]


[Via Interstellar Barbarella]

To be fair, I for one would love to have an ice cream cone before lunch. If you know what I mean.

Sugar walls,

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defrog: (air travel)
In no particular order (after the first item, that is):

1. Meeting friends
Especially [livejournal.com profile] snickersaddict  and her husband in Chicago, which I mention first partly because she’d be hurt if I didn’t put her at the top of the list, but mainly because she is officially the first person that I met in real life after meeting first here on the LJs.

Also, I wanted to kick off the list with a photo of the flaming cheese we had at Andie’s.

chicago

Of course it was also good to see everyone else, in particular the ones I hadn’t seen since I left the country 14 years ago. I won’t name names because I’ll forget someone, but you all know who you are, and I had a great time with each and every one of you. For those of you who couldn’t make it, the drinks are on you next time.

Bloggety bloggety gibbity gibbity etc +pancakes and cleavage tattoos! )

Next: Raise the Titanic!

You had to be there,

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defrog: (omg onoz)
ITEM: A year or so after the Canadian branch of Campbell’s Soup releases a line of Halal-certified soups and broths, conservative bloggers duly freak out and organize a boycott of Campbell’s for caving in to Sharia law and supporting terrorism.

Because as we all know, once you start making Halal foods, you might as well just throw away the Constitution and make the US a Muslim theocracy, because that’s exactly what it will lead to.

I mean, it’s so obvious. Look at New York. They approved the Not Quite At Ground Zero But Close Enough Terrrost Command Center, and now everyone in the state is Muslim because it’s the law.

See also: Dearborn, MI and Frankford, TX.

No soup for you,

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defrog: (guitar smash)
Like many of you, when I cook a pasta dish and I’m stuck for ideas on a sauce, I think to myself, “What would Marky Ramone put on this?”

Now I know.



From a recent interview with Marky:

“People I knew were like, ‘are you kidding me, you’re a DJ not a chef!’ And so I said, ‘why not?’ says Marky. “It always thrilled me to see him, my grandpa, cook. I had always wanted to do it, and so I went for the opportunity. It was new and I like doing new things. I tested the waters first, and people really liked it, so I’m saying ‘hey, if you want more you can have it!’”

Ramone says that he will be donating the earnings from his sauce.

“The charity I am going to send it to will be one that goes to the soldiers coming home from Iraq who need it. And some will go to the families who’ve lost husbands and wives in the war,” says Ramone.

Which is nice.

There’s a joke here somewhere about starting up a band with Joe Perry and Michael Anthony, but I’m too medicated to do it justice.

Gimme gimme sauce treatment,

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defrog: (fritzi thanks)
Good morning. It’s Monday. And it’s Labor Day in the US, which may mean that you’ve got the day off. Unless yr employed in one of those jobs where you don’t get the day off. Or you are but you volunteered because you need the overtime. Or yr unemployed, so it’s just an excuse to have a BBQ.

Just like this post is an excuse to post a gratuitous BBQ pin-up.



Hopefully that’ll put a little more heat in yr hibachi.

Kiss the cook,

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Not long ago, I saw this in the breakfast cereal section of the new supermarket at the far end of the village:

hong kong

I took a photo because – me being me – I found the cover design simultaneously creepy yet hilarious (“trio of flakes, twigs and granola”, indeed).

It wasn’t until later that I noticed the white label covering the text. Upon investigating, I noticed that much of the text had been redacted CIA-style.

hong kong

Then I noticed other cereals had redacted text.

Mystery solved behind the cut! )

PRODUCTION NOTE: Poor-quality images shot with a Nokia E52 phone in a hurried and clandestine nature. All prices are in Hong Kong dollars (in case you thought a box of Honey Nut Cheerios goes for US$64.00 here). 

Need-to-know basis,

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Smoked, sauced and cooked,

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defrog: (benjamins)
It’s only June, I know, but the BP Gulf Disaster is already the top contender for Biggest Train Wreck of 2010 – not just in terms of the magnitude, but also in other ways.

Like the spectacle of small-govt conservatives either claiming this never would have happened if we’d allowed an American oil company to drill that hole instead of a bunch of foreigners, or – better yet – advocating federal govt solutions to the spill.

Which is ironic, not least since the federal govt actually appears to have been part of the problem, given the US Interior Dept's Minerals Management Service’s cozy relationship with oil companies [and by “cozy” I mean “they have sex with each other”].

For example, apparently both BP and the MMS knew all the way back in June 2009 that there were problems that could lead to what we’re seeing now. BP went ahead anyway, and the MMS let them.

All because BP gives great head or something.

And as we’re now seeing, no one had a Plan B, which means the well could pump out oil for years, destroying the natural ecosystem and the Gulf fishing industry with just one explosion.

On the bright side, the 75th annual Louisiana Shrimp and Petroleum Festival is still on for Labor Day.



So, you know, that’s encouraging. Hopefully that’ll cheer up the local fishermen. Or at least the local oil workers. Or, you know, somebody.

Suck it up,

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Cubed,

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defrog: (air travel)
I’m back in Hong Kong.

And in case you thought I was kidding about the cosplay restaurant in Chijmes ... I bring evidence.

singapore cosplay

Sadly it was closed, as they only open after 3pm, which is when I had to ship out for the airport. The menu looks fairly typical for trendy eateries, but I hear it’s all right, if a little pricey.

As it happens, I’m going back to Singapore in a few weeks, so I could eat there for yr entertainment if you like.

Still, if it’s cute Asian women dressed in maid costumes you want, I’m sure you can find pics of that on the Interwub somewhere.

And yes, I owe you words + pics from Hainan. I'll get to that. Soon.

Maid in the shade,

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FUN FACT: I never liked Pork And Beans as a kid, and didn’t know a single kid who did. It was the “pork” that threw me off.

That’s not pork,

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defrog: (falco)
The wonderful thing about the Internet is that if you can think of it – no matter how far-fetched – it’s there.

For example, a masked man performing an interpretive dinner dance.

A dance that includes pouring condiments on his head and stuffing a chicken down his American-flag Speedos.

Set to accordian and bagpipe music.

For an audience of senior citizens who eat dinner as he dances.

We have that.



[Via Robert Popper]

It has to be seen to be believed.

And that’s just Part 1. Part 2 is here. And there are five parts in total.

CRITICISM: It’s outrageous, of course – I hate to see someone waste perfectly good food like that.

On the other hand, is this really any worse than the average act on America’s Got Talent? Or anything produced by Simon Cowell? I mean, which would you rather watch – this or Jedward?

Keep fucking that chicken,

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defrog: (coffee!)
I’ve had dreams like this, of course.



Ferme la porte,

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defrog: (falco)
Remember when I told you about the official chocolate of the Korean DMZ?

I finally got around to scanning the boxes.

seoul DMZ

seoul DMZ

The difference is that the chocolate in the top box has a candy shell and looks like bird's eggs.

DISCLAIMER: Of course this is not the only chocolate to be found in the DMZ. I got a Crunky bar and a Ghana bar as well while I was there. But as far as I know, to get this specific chocolate, you gotta go to the DMZ. Or at least if you want it in the DMZ packaging.

Postcard inside,

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defrog: (air travel)
Here’s something you may not know about me: the first ever “Asian” food I ever tried was Korean food. I tried it in Clarksville, TN at a Korean restaurant near Fort Campbell, and became a regular for the 4.5 years I lived there – which is also how I learned to use chopsticks long before I ever moved to Hong Kong.

So of course, when I go to Korea, food is a highlight. And as you can see, it’s not all kimchi.

seoul food

Which isn’t to say we didn’t have much kimchi. Quite the opposite. We even made our own (the woman at center row, right? That’s our kimchi instructor).

But that mosaic is a bit misleading in that 80% of our meals (included in our tour package) looked a lot like the 8th photo (bottom row, center). They were good, but hot pots get tedious after a few days – especially when yr looking forward to Korean BBQ where you cook yr own meat.

So we took advantage of street snack stalls when we could – such as that corn dog coated with french fries (top row, right), or the BBQ chicken/kidney kebabs (top row, center). The chicken kebab was the one that almost killed both me and the bridal unit from Spice OD. The french-fried corn dog was okay but messy and something I should probably never eat again.

The best snack food: the pancake on a stick with a fried egg in the middle (center row, left).

Not pictured: the donuts we had at a Mister Donut in Myongdong, and the banana crepe handrolls in the Doota food court.

A word about the moose head:

That’s the Beer Liquor Cabin, a place near our hotel in the suburb of Gunpo. We went kicking around after dinner, saw the moose head and instantly needed to walk in and drink something. As you do. The whiskey was pricey, so I stuck with Cass beer. We also had clams. In a hot pot, of course.

Final note: one thing I noticed in Seoul was that cafes and bars aren’t always separate businesses. I lost count of how many signs I saw saying: “Coffee, Beer, Whiskey”.

Also: the last time I was in Seoul was something like 2002. One obvious difference: there are a lot more Starbucks now.

Next: the police!

Are you going to eat that,

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defrog: (emo pig)


I eat it,

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defrog: (coffee!)
And now, Puppy Speed Noms. Because the Internet was invented specifically for this kind of thing.



Don’t wolf yr food,

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defrog: (what would devo do)
Yr covert food history headline of the day:



On August 16, 1951, the inhabitants were suddenly racked with frightful hallucinations of terrifying beasts and fire.

One man tried to drown himself, screaming that his belly was being eaten by snakes. An 11-year-old tried to strangle his grandmother. Another man shouted: "I am a plane", before jumping out of a second-floor window, breaking his legs. He then got up and carried on for 50 yards. Another saw his heart escaping through his feet and begged a doctor to put it back. Many were taken to the local asylum in strait jackets.

Time magazine wrote at the time: "Among the stricken, delirium rose: patients thrashed wildly on their beds, screaming that red flowers were blossoming from their bodies, that their heads had turned to molten lead."

Eventually, it was determined that the best-known local baker had unwittingly contaminated his flour with ergot, a hallucinogenic mould that infects rye grain. Another theory was the bread had been poisoned with organic mercury.

However, H P Albarelli Jr., an investigative journalist, claims the outbreak resulted from a covert experiment directed by the CIA and the US Army's top-secret Special Operations Division (SOD) at Fort Detrick, Maryland.

The scientists who produced both alternative explanations, he writes, worked for the Swiss-based Sandoz Pharmaceutical Company, which was then secretly supplying both the Army and CIA with LSD.

Well, why not?

Bad trip,

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defrog: (not the bees)
You’ll need one when the Obamapocalypse comes. That’s why you need to send $149 to the Survival Seed Bank.

As seen on Glenn Beck.

Here’s why you need a Crisis Garden:

You don't have to be an Old Testament prophet to see what's going on all around us. A belligerent lower class demanding handouts. A rapidly diminishing middle class crippled by police state bureaucracy. An aloof, ruling elite that has introduced us to an emerging totalitarianism which seeks control over every aspect of our lives.

As the meltdown progresses, one of the first things to be affected will be our nation's food supply. Expect soaring prices along with moderate to severe shortages by spring. If you don't have the ability to grow your own food next year, your life may be in danger. Supply lines for food distribution in this country are about three days, meaning a dependence on "just in time" distribution systems, which will leave store shelves empty in the event of even the smallest crisis.

The whole spiel is worth reading – it’s a masterpiece of paranoid apocalyptic fantasy marketing, especially the part that explains that if you wait for the Food Apocalypse before buying these seeds, it’s probably already too late.

Not that I’m against growing yr own food (especially now that doing so is apparently a political statement whether you intended it to be or not).

Still, it occurs to me that when the Food Apocalypse comes, cityfolk will be totally screwed.

Except Detroit.

Ironically.

(Nothing but) flowers,

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defrog: (emo pig)
Baby wants meat.

Meats for Babies

Via the rarely-dull Mostly Forbidden Zone.

Meaty beaty big and bouncy,

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