1st
10:47

LISTEN TO MY FIRST WORDS OF 2010

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23:28

DANCES WITH HOLMES

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2nd
13:52

BLACKWATER: WE DON’T GIVE REFUNDS BUT WE DO ACCEPT APOLOGIES

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15:02

THE BEST ALBUMS IN CORPORATE AMERICA (2009 ANNUAL REPORT)

- 5 comments

3rd
12:23

A NATION OF BASTARDS CAN’T HOLD US BACK



12:42

DE-EVOLUTION IS REAL

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4th
11:12

BETTIE AND THE BEAST



12:06

YR NEW FAVORITE DOOMSDAY

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5th
00:12

TEMPTATIONS OF A CAR-HOP



11:07

THE GRAND OLD TEA PARTY

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19:01

THE AIR THAT I BREATHE

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6th
00:49

THAT MUSHROOM ENDS THE FILM



20:05

COKE ADDS LIFE WHERE THERE ISN’T ANY

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20:36

STRAIGHT AMERICA: KEEPING TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE SAFE FOR YR FAMILY (AND WE DO MEAN FAMILY)

- 6 comments

21:50

JUST WHAT WE NEED, ANOTHER BEST OF 2009 LIST: THE FILMS

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7th
10:56

4.22 – NEVER FORGET



11:05

THE FIRST GREAT INVENTION OF 2010: A ROCKET-POWERED CHRISTMAS TREE

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19:11

BRIT HUME: SENIOR POLITICAL ANALYST AND CHAPLAIN FOR FOX NEWS

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20:47

JUST WHAT WE NEED, ANOTHER BEST OF 2009 LIST: THE MUSIC (PART 1)

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8th
11:22

I SHED THE BLOOD OF THE SAXON MEN!

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12:14

IRAN-CONTRA: THE THEME RESTAURANT



22:22

FROCK COAT AND BIPPERTY-BOPPERTY HAT

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23:48

JUST WHAT WE NEED, ANOTHER BEST OF 2009 LIST: THE MUSIC (PART 2)

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9th
10:41

IT’S THE PELVIC THRUST THAT REALLY DRIVES YOU INSANE

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11:04

I CAN'T CONTROL THE KITTENS. TOO MANY WHISKERS! TOO MANY WHISKERS!


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10th
01:18

JUST WHAT WE NEED, ANOTHER BEST OF 2009 LIST: THE MUSIC (PART 3)

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13:37

SENSIBLE AIRPORT SECURITY AND OTHER FANTASIES



11th
10:30

GET THE FLUCK OUT



10:38

WOOLWORTHS: OWNED AND OPERATED BY ALIENS


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21:29

HK ACID RAIN, PART 6

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22:06

BIG BALLS OF MEAT



12th
11:01

WHEN YOU ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY HAVE TO GIVE COMMUNION TO EVERY MOTHERF***ER IN THE ROOM

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11:47

DON’T TASE THEM, BRO



13:22

SATAN: SCI-FI FANBOY

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22:01

THE EYE OF GAGA IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE



13th
09:03

GAY CURTAINS IN THE WINDOW



12:37

TODAY’S MOST ALARMING CRIME RING


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12:48

ASK ME ANYTHING

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14th
01:24

ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY THE ONLY THING I’M GOING TO POST ABOUT NBC’S PROGRAMMING DECISIONS

- 6 comments

10:57

CHUCK NORRIS AND THE TEMPLE OF INTERPOL



15th
01:42

ORAL FIXATION VOL. 3

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22:57

HONG KONG: IF WE DON’T HAVE IT, YOU DON’T WANT IT

- 3 comments

23:20

YOUTUBE SURVIVOR SERIES #77: THE WAY YOU EAT THAT OATMEAL PIE JUST MAKES ME WANNA DIE



16th
10:28

SPACE CANNON!



10:41

MOS EISLEY: A WRETCHED HIVE OF SCUM AND VILLAINY, BUT A GREAT FLOOR SHOW

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18:49

THE ‘10s: YR NEW FAVORITE DECADE OF FEAR



22:34

HK ACID RAIN, PART 7



17th
10:44

MAD MONK TIME

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11:04

ELECTRIC SIX IS THE NEW RAMMSTEIN

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13:32

AN ANATOMICALLY CORRECT GUIDE TO POPULAR MUSIC

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22:55

THERE’S A MONSTER IN MY PANTS



18th
10:21

A ONE-MAMA MASSACRE SQUAD



11:06

ELEVEN-MINUTE WARNING

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13:58

YR GOING TO REGRET THIS



19th
02:04

THIS IS WHERE THE PARTY ENDS

- 4 comments

21:06

I MIGHT NEED YOU TO KILL



20th
11:22

ROBO-BABY!



11:25

CAT ON CAT



21st
11:47

ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY THE ONLY THING I’M GOING TO POST ABOUT MASSACHUSETTS POLITICS

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22nd
14:14

EMBEDDING DISABLED BY REQUEST

- 4 comments

23:15

THE LLAMA IS A QUADRUPED USED TO HUNT TERRORISTS IN THE AMAZON


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23rd
10:55

WHITE MEN CAN’T JUMP (BUT ONLY BECAUSE OF ALL THE BLACK GUYS ON THE COURT)

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14:59

ASK ME WHY YOU DESERVE HELL



19:06

TITTIES AND VODKA



19:24

WE LIKE THE CARS / THE CARS THAT GO BOOM



24th
13:29

YR NEW FAVORITE CHAIR

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14:29

BITING NOT KISSING



25th
00:44

THE BEST FREE SPEECH MONEY CAN BUY

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09:24

MERRYMAKING AT MY PLACE



09:42

ROWLF: THE EARLY YEARS


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26th
09:58

TEAM AMERICA ROCKS YR WORLD

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11:08

THE TEACHES OF BATMAN: A PLAY IN ONE ACT

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22:23

THE DICTIONARY: OFFICIALLY TOO OBSCENE FOR MENIFEE, CALIFORNIA

- 2 comments

27th
12:06

YOU KIDS GET OUTTA MY YARD!



28th
23:58

A MOMENTARY PROLAPSE OF REASON

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29th
11:48

A MOMENTARY PROLAPSE OF REASON (TEACHER’S EDITION)

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19:41

GREAT MOMENTS IN MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKING: LEAVE THEM WANTING MORE

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30th
10:20

"IS THIS SOME KIND OF A BUST?"

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10:37

THE BOOB POLICE: ALWAYS A COP AROUND WHEN YOU NEED ONE

- 4 comments

12:09

AXE COP WILL CHOP YR HEAD OFF

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31st
12:13

MY GOD IS MORE METAL THAN YR GOD



12:41

HAMBURGERS! POTATO SALAD! WATERMELON! FLAPJACKS! BIKINIS!